Victor Saltzpyre/Quotes

"Come here, fuckboi! I plan to summarily extricate your heathen ways through your anus!" -Saltzpyre to a farmer's child
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"If'n any of ya'll rat bastards wanna come up in my ass, just come back into this alleyway. Pay no mind to the dwarf. He's just here to help you reach my blow hole." -Saltzpyre to anybody that walks by